Listening, they soon learn everything, even the difference between falsehood and truth, which is the height of wisdom.

– Jose Saramago The Gospel According to Jesus Christ

“He said what he thought, and they said what they thought, and neither of them understood the other a bit.”

– T. H. WHITE The Once and Future King

Maybe this was the unstated purpose of education, to get young people to see the world through the tired eyes of age: disappointment and exhaustion and defeat masquerading as wisdom.

– RICHARD RUSSO Chances Are…

It wasn’t in fact possible to strip life of its cluster for the simple reason that life was clutter.

– RICHARD RUSSO Chances Are…

“The difficulty with women is that their feelings are apt to get interested sooner than ours, and then, you know, reasoning is out of the question.”

– Bret Harte The Man of No Account

“How obstinate is the optical illusion that always makes our neighbor’s troubles seem less and his job more lovable!”

– PRIMO LEVI The Monkey Wrench

For the philosopher is right who says that nothing thicker than a knife’s blade separates happiness from melancholy;…

– VIRGINIA WOOLF Orlando

Happiness… is only the first hour after the alleviation of some especially intense misery.

– F. SCOTT FITZGERALD The Beautiful and Damned